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| DEEK: (aka Borzag Flobblegab) |
Weapon Of Choice: 2 Trix cereal boxes attached to a 2 by 4 with nails through it (part of this complete breakfast!)
Favorite Bands: Prong, Clutch, Iron Maiden, Scissorfight, Chixdiggit!, Exodus, Pro-pain...
Last Book Read: "Bear Attacks"
Interests/Bands involved with: Not in any bands as of now, used to play drums with a s-load of punk and metal bands (Rail, Eyesore, Open Hostility, Slug, etc.....yeah, i've barely heard of 'em too!). I'm a carpentry dork believe it or not- build a hell of alot- ya know, guillotines, stockades, and so forth. I collect spores, molds, and fungi too (that, and i've seen the movie Ghostbusters far too many times!!). You don't want to know anymore.
Email: deek@purerockfury.com |
| Zorlak, The Web Conquerer: |
Favorite Athlete: Lance Armstrong - Le Maillot Jaune 1999, 2000, '01, '02, '03, '04, '05!
Favorite Bands: RUSH, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Van Halen, YES,... Angry Hill, 6Gig, Flickerstick, CRUMBLE, Drinkfist, Throe, Helicopter Helicopter,...
Favorite Shows: Le Tour De France - OLN TV, O'Reilly Factor - Foxnews, Dateline - NBC,...
Favorite Sci-Fi: Doctor Who: Classis Series
Fav web Site: www.gallifreyone.com/
Longest ride? 47 days/4002 miles/19 colleges - Thank you Sam Jodrey of Crash Alchemist
Email: deek@purerockfury.com |
| Weirdbeard: ...One time I pissed in my closet. |
Favorite bands: Pantera, Sepultura, Mudvayne, Ozzy/Sabbath, The Doors, Floyd bla bla bla
Bands I'm in: Stratejacket
Favorite chicks: Tera Patrick, Angelina Jolie, Shakira, My blow up doll... I call her Ms. Sausage stealer
Favorite Drinks: Coors Light, Captain and Coke
Hobbies: Playing and writing music, Drinking way too much, Ms. Sausage stealer, doing nothing although that never happens, trying not to piss in my closet again.
My web site: www.stratejacket.com
Favorite links: www.Gigdates.com, www.coopstuff.com, www.NewEnglandrock.com, www.stickdeath.com, www.ilovebacon.com
Email: weirdbeard@stratejacket.com |
| Headbangin' Holly: (Our drunken photographer) |
Nicknames: The Picqueen, Nala, Evil, Holls
Favorite Beer: free, don't they taste better for some reason?
Ever killed anyone? a.k.a. "The Boston Strangler"
Favorite Bands: way too many to list
Other Shite about me: I'm a promoter/photographer for bands througout New England and support the scene heavily by traveling from CT to go to shows. I run my own site dedicated to the indies and signed bands also. Web site: http://hollypicqueen.tripod.com
Email: hroyphotos@yahoo.com
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| Jim Dembkoski: Monster Movie Master of the Macabre |
Favorite Horror Movies: The Howling, Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter, Near Dark, Bad Moon, Evil Dead 2, American Werewolf in London
Crappiest Horror Flicks: Monster Dog... Alice Cooper = Singer = Good. Alice Cooper = Actor = Bad.
Favorite Directors: Spielberg, Jackson
Favorite Band: Green Day
Other Schtuff bout me: Graduated KSC with B.A. - Film Production, screenwriter, poet, lover
Email: jetjaguar1015@yahoo.com
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| ROBBY ROAD STEAMER (of the SWEATPANT BONERS): Chief of Security |
Life OR Cinnamon Life Cereal....and why?
Life.... Cinnamon is not metal... Bran is. To eat Life is to Live life. Anyone in the metal/hardcore scene will tell you if your eating life cereal you will maintain that most precious erection all you psycho rock gods crave so desperately.
Deli meat you would choose to have relations with...and why?
Turkey... For some reason turkey seems to have alot less friction than other lunch meats. Turkeys have a natural enzyme that is made through the type of seeds they eat, and because of this their meat is very moist and delicate.
Bench-press max-out at:
666lbs... Think I'm lying??? Bring a goddamn weight bench to any show you fucking sucka!!!
Ranger Rick or Highlights for bathroom reading?
Nothings goes down smoother when you make a baby cobra than finding all the hidden objects in the ole' highlights book.
Hair metal bands you'd like to arm wrestle?
Def Leppard.... I'm pretty sure I could beat one of em'.... any guesses all you fucking geniuses out there where I'm going with this joke?
Other info about you...
I play in the hardest working band ever created. THE SWEATPANT BONERS. While millions of girls lament every day over their miserable lives, because they have to spread for some mediocre joker with a mesh hat and his hair over one eye who sings in a shitty emo band, The Road Steamer makes sure he frees any piece of trim he meets in a city he graces his tour car with. He gives them the thickness of rock!
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| Stof: Krys "Stof" Mroczkowski (dressed as Jesus) |
Favorite Hostess Product?: None, I'm vegan. Just kidding, I'm not gay.
Ding-dong me anytime.
Base of Operations: Castle Grayskull, Kabul
Does anyone ever spell your goddamn name correctly?: No...in fact, the
correct spelling is purely myth now.
Favorite Bands: IRON MAIDEN, Slayer, In Flames, Decapitated, Tool,
Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Sigfried and Roy
Most hated acts: Limp Bizkit, New Found Glory-hole, anything that you
like
Interests, etc: Officially licensed to scare the bajeezus out of you!
Email: BalshazzarHAL@hotmail.com
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| Adam "The Mongrel" Savage |
Origin: The Arid Deserts Of Djibouti
Age: 8,179 fly years
Occupation: Feline Hair stylist
Band involvement(s): Mongrel www.mongrelband.com
Favorite Bands: Amen, Nine Inch Nails, Guns N' Roses,
System of a Down, Slipknot, Pearl Jam, Black Flag,
Refused, Atari Teenage Riot, Slayer, Sex Pistols,
Beck, Wesley Willis (RIP), etc.
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